nonperishable-cup-ramen:

in their tongue he is Ogrekiin, Shrekborn

nonperishable-cup-ramen:

in their tongue he is Ogrekiin, Shrekborn

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

kyrianne:

bemusedlybespectacled:

okcupidescapades:

okcupidescapades:

if you were actually a lawyer then you’d probably know that posting a fucking screenshot is not illegal

update: 


Yeah, I totes believe him when he says he’s a lawyer.

The best thing about this is that she told him she’s posting them, so his only option for legal recourse (ie the recording and dissemination of things said in a private forum without notification of the recorded) is also a dead end. 
Can’t even argue slander or libel because the words are literally from himself.

kyrianne:

bemusedlybespectacled:

okcupidescapades:

okcupidescapades:

if you were actually a lawyer then you’d probably know that posting a fucking screenshot is not illegal

update: 

Yeah, I totes believe him when he says he’s a lawyer.

The best thing about this is that she told him she’s posting them, so his only option for legal recourse (ie the recording and dissemination of things said in a private forum without notification of the recorded) is also a dead end. 

Can’t even argue slander or libel because the words are literally from himself.

geewillikersguys:

liberalsarecool:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

The guy had a blunt sword, part of a costume. Was leaving a cos-play event.
Utah is horrible.

America is horrible.

geewillikersguys:

liberalsarecool:

keithboykin:

When Utah residents saw 22-year-old Darrien Hunt carrying a toy sword, they called police who shot and killed him. But when 22-year-old Joseph Kelley carried an assault rifle to a JC Penney store in Utah, he walked out without a scratch on his body. They were both the same age. Both in the same state. But only one was considered “suspicious.” And you still believe America is color blind?

The guy had a blunt sword, part of a costume. Was leaving a cos-play event.

Utah is horrible.

America is horrible.

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

outofcontextdnd:


GM: The room is suddenly filled with light. You see 5 skeletons.

Mage: Alive?

GM: … skeletons.

larryamour:

the day ao3 finally gets an app will be one of the greatest days of my life 

toyota:

Who wants a hand job?
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theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

skankplissken:

reyesrobbies:

its inevitable that when the new thor comic is released we shall gain 100 new thora fancasts. but before you photoshop charlize theron i implore you to consider beth pheonix

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AW YEA BUDDY

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agendermeenahpeixes:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

That girl is a genius and y’all’re just upset you didn’t think of it first.

agendermeenahpeixes:

vfilthy:

officialcrow:

2cc48a:

I hate this

im

Piss everywhere

That girl is a genius and y’all’re just upset you didn’t think of it first.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
me: video gaem
mom: no vid game, child.
me: money
mom: 4 what
me: for video gm ae
mom: outsmarted agen