vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

vanillish:

i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

pocketsizepeople:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

and then there’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

neonir:


Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.

Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.

dankotaxvx:

like im not gonna applaud you for not posting someones nudes or saying slurs or making fucked up jokes and im not gonna praise you for practicing consent or anything because you should already be doing these things and you dont get a thank you card every time you do the bare minimum 

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children, launched at great speed, could kill.
Zevran, Dragon Age: Origins (via dumbucket)
things i have cross examined in ace attorney: a parrot. an 8 year old kid. a spirit medium channeling a ghost. an assassin testifying via radio. several members of the mafia. ambassadors from 3 separate countries. phoenix wright himself.
things i have not cross examined in ace attorney: one reliable fucking witness. not even one.
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours