i’m sending that outfit to the shadow realm
It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some
dont bring this back
I waited an entire year to make this post. It’s coming back.
A Summary of Marvel Movies
and then there’s The Amazing Spider-Man 2
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
Things I should be proud of: Good health, good relationships, academic progress.
Things I am proud of: My collection of hundreds of precious often flawless gems which I have hurled into a trough in the house in windhelm on Skyrim.
like im not gonna applaud you for not posting someones nudes or saying slurs or making fucked up jokes and im not gonna praise you for practicing consent or anything because you should already be doing these things and you dont get a thank you card every time you do the bare minimum
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
The ol razzle dazzle
Me getting up in the morning like
Hittin’ the keyboard like
Friends comin’ online like
DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD
reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate
|—||Zevran, Dragon Age: Origins (via dumbucket)|